It’s Sunday! We’re going to the game! I won free tickets at a bar! I really love Rob Gronkowski! I like the Bills, but I LOVE Gronk! I’m going to wear my Lee Evans jersey! He’s my favorite player on the Bills! I am the only girl on this limo […]
I had no idea Leonardo DiCaprio was actually a woman from the 1960’s named Judy Zipper.
An opportunity came up through work a few weeks ago. It was a chance I never gave a second thought to until it was presented. Our corporation is creating a bank of talent to do voice over work on any of our radio stations nationwide. All we, as talent, needed […]
Did you grab the luggage? You can’t miss it! It has the tag that says, “Hands OFF!” I know! Isn’t that cute? I can’t believe this! We actually flew from Lincoln, Nebraska to New York City! This is going to be fun! New Yorkers are so rude! That skinny bitch […]
My Twitter pal Ben Davis sent me an unsettling reminder this morning. Never has a product been more appropriately named. I see a woman wearing a pair and the only thought that crosses my mind is, “Ugh.” I like to think my hatred of these abominations has been well documented, […]
Maybe it’s because it’s Halloween season, or maybe I’ve been oblivious for years, but my inner fat ass was giddy the other day when I spotted:
I’d like to apologize. I’ve been extremely selfish and petty for the last few months. If I’m being brutally honest with you, the purpose of this site was to be a creative outlet and networking tool. Why would someone who is already in a creative field need another outlet? Surely […]