This Girl Is Into Football!

September 28, 2012 at 9:39 am

It’s Sunday! We’re going to the game! I won free tickets at a bar! I really love Rob Gronkowski! I like the Bills, but I LOVE Gronk! I’m going to wear my Lee Evans jersey! He’s my favorite player on the Bills! I am the only girl on this limo […]

Caption: Judy Zipper

September 27, 2012 at 9:19 am

I had no idea Leonardo DiCaprio was actually a woman from the 1960’s named Judy Zipper.  

Voice For Hire

September 26, 2012 at 1:25 pm

An opportunity came up through work a few weeks ago.  It was a chance I never gave a second thought to until it was presented.  Our corporation is creating a bank of talent to do voice over work on any of our radio stations nationwide.  All we, as talent, needed […]

Let’s Go To New York City!

September 21, 2012 at 9:16 am

Did you grab the luggage? You can’t miss it!  It has the tag that says, “Hands OFF!” I know! Isn’t that cute? I can’t believe this! We actually flew from Lincoln, Nebraska to New York City! This is going to be fun! New Yorkers are so rude! That skinny bitch […]

The Ugg Boot. No.

September 19, 2012 at 10:41 am

My Twitter pal Ben Davis sent me an unsettling reminder this morning. Never has a product been more appropriately named.  I see a woman wearing a pair and the only thought that crosses my mind is, “Ugh.” I like to think my hatred of these abominations has been well documented, […]

POLL: A Debate In The Cereal Aisle

September 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Maybe it’s because it’s Halloween season, or maybe I’ve been oblivious for years, but my inner fat ass was giddy the other day when I spotted:          

Taking Stock-An Apology

September 17, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I’d like to apologize.  I’ve been extremely selfish and petty for the last few months. If I’m being brutally honest with you, the purpose of this site was to be a creative outlet and networking tool.  Why would someone who is already in a creative field need another outlet? Surely […]