Kevin James Is Good In Movies

October 10, 2012 at 11:46 pm

Dear Kevin James, I recently caught the trailer for your upcoming motion picture “Here Comes The Boom” and I’ve got to tell you, I’m terribly impressed. The story of a man, husky in build, clumsy in manner and looking for love, who attempts to take on the unhinged world of […]

This Girl Is Into Football!

September 28, 2012 at 9:39 am

It’s Sunday! We’re going to the game! I won free tickets at a bar! I really love Rob Gronkowski! I like the Bills, but I LOVE Gronk! I’m going to wear my Lee Evans jersey! He’s my favorite player on the Bills! I am the only girl on this limo […]

Let’s Go To New York City!

September 21, 2012 at 9:16 am

Did you grab the luggage? You can’t miss it!  It has the tag that says, “Hands OFF!” I know! Isn’t that cute? I can’t believe this! We actually flew from Lincoln, Nebraska to New York City! This is going to be fun! New Yorkers are so rude! That skinny bitch […]

The Ugg Boot. No.

September 19, 2012 at 10:41 am

My Twitter pal Ben Davis sent me an unsettling reminder this morning. Never has a product been more appropriately named.  I see a woman wearing a pair and the only thought that crosses my mind is, “Ugh.” I like to think my hatred of these abominations has been well documented, […]

Look At My iPhone! Look At It!

September 14, 2012 at 11:27 am

Right around this time last year I was trying to blog regularly for  It’s part of my job, right? Well, what I didn’t realize then, and more than realize now, is that blogging is tough.  It can be time consuming, and to be honest, I don’t consider myself a […]

What Your Vehicle Flair Says About You

September 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Accessorizing your vehicle is nothing new.  It isn’t uncommon to see a car with a bumper sticker expressing a political view, or a decal expressing loyalty to a sports team.  But in 2012, and our “look at me now” culture, so many options exist if you are one to add […]

A Deconstruction of Flo-Rida’s “Whistle”

August 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm

I’ll always remember the first time a Flo-Rida single landed on my desk.  I kind of thought it was a joke.  His logo was his name in the shape of Florida, after all.  And this song…”Low.”  Apple bottom jeans? Boots with the fur?  Surely, we’ve evolved enough as a society […]