Look At Me Workout!

April 30, 2013 at 9:53 am

I do Crossfit! Today I flipped a monster truck tire 375 times! I launched a beer keg 25 yards! Look at me workout! Fucking look at me! I am in amazing shape! Can you do Burpees?! Fucking right you can’t! Let me show you! I’m not licensed, but I will […]

Stop Dressing Up Your Dog

January 14, 2013 at 3:36 pm

Today is National Dress Up Your Pet Day. My advice? Don’t. Today gives me a reason to share a Justin Wood article from the old phatphree.com.  I have a hard time reading through it without laughing until it hurts. Enjoy. SERIOUSLY, GET THIS SWEATER OFF OF ME. by: JUSTIN WOOD […]